Sarah Smiles

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:52:03 -0700

hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:48:14 -0700

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

jaimiefuckleberry: dillonhilton: such an important movie

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:31:58 -0700

jaimiefuckleberry:

dillonhilton:

such an important movie

fuckyeahfeminists: burn. He’d do just as well or even better in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:29:43 -0700

fuckyeahfeminists:

burn. He’d do just as well or even better in a college judicial process.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 10:00:38 -0700

wtfthinprivilege: White people who think they’re being negatively affected by affirmative action

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:58:38 -0700

wtfthinprivilege:

White people who think they’re being negatively affected by affirmative action

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Sat, 18 May 2013 09:57:27 -0700

Prinzessin Fantaghirò: yellowdelaney: Reasons why Gwen and Nikolaj must provide commentary...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:56:28 -0700

Prinzessin Fantaghirò: yellowdelaney: Reasons why Gwen and Nikolaj must provide commentary...:

prinzessinfantaghiro:

yellowdelaney:

Reasons why Gwen and Nikolaj must provide commentary for the Season 3 DVD/Blu-Ray:

it would be hilariously antagonistic;

we need their in-depth analysis on the Harrenhal bathhouse scene and/or the ‘Goodbye, Ser Jaime’/daring bear pit rescue scenes;

Gwen is amazingly articulate and they are both incredibly funny

Reasons against:

listening to 55 odd minutes of Gwen and Nikolaj banter may very well kill thousands of fangirls/boys worldwide

#i’m willing to risk it

I’ll also take that risk.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 09:54:23 -0700

badassesandbeards: myownequilibrium: awkwardsituationist: 98...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:46:56 -0700

badassesandbeards:

myownequilibrium:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

This man is my hero. He just happens to also have a badass beard…-Phillip.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 09:40:44 -0700

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Sat, 18 May 2013 09:33:15 -0700

thugkitchen: You can’t have a legit BBQ without a badass potato...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:30:49 -0700

thugkitchen:

You can’t have a legit BBQ without a badass potato salad. But don’t be a dick and buy that nasty shit at the store. Make this instead; it is cheap as fuck and super easy. You can even leave it in the sun for a minute and it won’t get all gross like that potatomayo nonsense they try to pass off as a salad. People don’t deserve that basic, bland shit.

FRESH HERB POTATO SALAD

1 1/2 pounds of small red or Yukon gold potatoes

1 teaspoon Dijon mustard

3 tablespoons white wine vinegar

2 tablespoons lemon juice (about 1 lemons)

¼ cup extra virgin olive oil

2 cloves of garlic

1/3 cup shredded carrot (I used 1 normal-sized carrot. Don’t try to grate baby carrots; you will fuck your hand up)

¼ cup of chopped chives (you can use green onions to save some cash)

¼ cup chopped dill

salt and pepper

Cut your potatoes in half or until they are in pieces that you can actually put in your mouth. Nobody should need a knife to eat potato salad, that shit is fucked. Boil some water in a medium pot, add a pinch of salt, and the potatoes. Boil them until you can easily stab a fork through one, like 10-15 minutes depending on the size of your potatoes. If you cook them too long they start falling apart and your salad will be a fucking mess. Set a timer if your ass is easily distracted.

While the potatoes cook, cut up the garlic into a bunch of tiny pieces. Mix together the mustard, vinegar, lemon juice, oil, and garlic in a small glass. Drain the potatoes and put them in a large bowl. Add the dressing and toss it all together. Add the carrots, herbs, and a little salt and pepper and mix them in. Let the salad sit in the fridge for at least 30 minutes so that the potatoes can soak in all the flavor. If it looks dry after that then add a little more vinegar and olive oil and stir that bitch. Make this shit the day before you go somewhere and keep it in the fridge. Nobody will know the fucking difference.

Serves 4 as a side

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Fri, 17 May 2013 22:33:07 -0700

#it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:26:45 -0700

#it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life

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Fri, 17 May 2013 22:26:19 -0700

intoasylum: #and then she spent the next 7 years returning the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:23:24 -0700

intoasylum:

#and then she spent the next 7 years returning the favour

sammisteele: gayngelofthelord: heartsnbruises: BUNNIES IN...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:10:15 -0700

sammisteele:

gayngelofthelord:

heartsnbruises:

BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS

are you sure they’re not

…jumpers?

OH DEAR GODS

ritchandspace: Clara has one name and one face woven throughout all of time and space, with no...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:08:00 -0700

ritchandspace:

Clara has one name and one face woven throughout all of time and space, with no memory of it, where the Doctor has many names and many faces, strung together only by his memories.

sinkchrisswim: masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:02:53 -0700

sinkchrisswim:

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.

i wish