February 2012
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peregrint:
highlyfunctioningpsychopath:
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People are already shipping Benedict Cumberbatch with Zachary Quinto
and the ship name
is QUCUMBER.
Hurt myself laughing….
Qucumber. Oh my god.
Sometimes I ship things just because of the ship...
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jack-of-everything:
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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send me any of these that apply :-)
♂= i am a boy who has a crush on you
♀= i am a girl who has a crush on you
* = just delete your tumblr already
æ = post a picture of yourself
$ = you’re awesome
# = i love your blog
@ = you’re beautiful
+ = i hate you
% = you’re ugly
<3 = i want to fuck you
& = i wish we were close
~ = i wish we were friends in real life
? = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through...
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That moment when your volume is all the way up and...
totally-relatable:
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“I wondered how many people there were in the world who suffered, and continued...”
– Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier. (via kayleyhyde)
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I'm not so much angry as I am upset. So much hard...
“We were in Greece, I was gay, and we were happy.”
– Colin Firth, speaking to Meryl Streep during the 84th Academy Awards. (via kayleyhyde)
“Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those who transform into the Force....”
– Yoda (via deadpoolthemandalorian)
presenter: hello i'll be presen-
academy: hugo
presenter: what i haven't ev-
academy: hugo
presenter: will you just let m-
academy: HUGO
presenter: the nominees are
academy: HU
presenter: and the award g-
academy: GO
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gatiss:
next year when the hobbit wins martin and benedict will skip on stage together
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YOU DO NOT PUT A CLIP OF TITANIC AND FOLLOW IT...
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