June 2012
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That awkward moment when your mom is doing the...
lolsofunny:
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May 2012
loveharrylove:
I just have all these feels for Lord Snow, I don’t know where to put them.
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
rubyvroom:
lord-kitschener:
gothiccharmschool:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
There is a special place in hell for people who make those little mini-pockets, the ones that are like an inch deep and won’t hold anything and I...
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
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zeus: hey i just met you
zeus: and this is crazy
zeus: but i just turned into an animal and fucked you with genitalia that are not meant for penetrative sex with human beings and impregnated you with my demi-god child
zeus: so raise him maybe
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Skyping while watching the first season of Doctor...
Me: I think I have a crush on Captain Jack.
A straight, male friend: Don't worry. We all do.
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
randomostrichchocolates:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
